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The Wittering Whitehalls
Have you got a problem? Are you at the end of your tether? Perhaps you’d like to enlist the help of Michael & Hilary Whitehall? This podcast is your invitation to take a comfy seat in the Whitehall family home and garner their thoughts on everything from workouts to weddings, seaside towns to social...
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The Brits, Emus & Lumpy Downloads
Mrs Whitehall made the MOST of the Brits the other week... Sadly, Mr Whitehall had other plans which involved staying at home and most definitely, not...
LIFE LESSONS: "Need to be productive? Get in the bath."
Do you have a bath? Could you gain access to a bath if not? Mrs Whitehall says that if you need a to have a good think, you can't beat a nice hot soak...
Goody Two Shoes, Stubbornness & Favourite Weird Smells
It's a packed one this week, DL's. The mail bag at Whitehall Towers was brimming with thoughts, feelings and stories, from class clowning, to an older...
LIFE LESSONS: "Give them the WRONG time..."
Do you deal with persistent latecomers? Mrs Whitehall has PLENTY of experience in this area with a certain someone who you might have heard of...
Upgrades, Inheritance & Bearing A Grudge
Another week and another surfeit of emails, with a surprise guest out of the blue! How might you get an upgrade on a flight, do you hold any grudges a...
LIFE LESSONS: "Keep a spare key... Somewhere..."
This week, DL Joel has a right old tale to tell! What a situation he found himself in!!
You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to Th...
PJ's In Public, Spring Break & Housework Dancing
All DL's are going to have ideas about what makes a 'classic' WW's episode, but surely any time Mr Whitehall is bursting into song (more than once) ha...
LIFE LESSONS: "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth."
We've all heard Mrs Whitehall's tips on keeping this and that in the fridge to use again... A smidge of this and a dollop of that... Well, this week's...
Introducing: Up To Speed
Wittering Whitehall listeners, if you love gossip, scandal and rivalries - we’ve got a podcast we think you’ll love!
Step inside sport’s greates...
Fasting, Fixing & Superstition
Do you ever sit and watch or listen to The Wittering Whitehalls, thinking "I wonder what, exactly, Mr Whitehall is reading at the moment." Has that ev...
LIFE LESSONS: “Break it down into manageable chunks.”
Every DL email (or WhatsApp!) that comes into the inbox is a treat and keeps the Whitehalls wittering, but sometimes a DL goes over and above with det...
Bulldozing, Transparent Facilities & Red Trousers
You surely know them... The red trouser brigade? Maybe you're one of them! This week, a DL needs help with their presumptuous brother and the Whitehal...
LIFE LESSONS: "Don't start too early..."
As we go through life, we're sometimes compelled to get shot of everything and start again... This week, a DL has questions about her Mother, who seem...
Words of The Year, Madeira Mystery & Replaced by The Dog
Hopefully the wait wasn't too long... The Wittering Whitehalls are back on the airwaves and it's time to hit the ground running in 2026. A quick look...
LIFE LESSONS: "Don't set yourself up to fail."
Having kept you company throughout the Christmas and New Year break, (if you got one, that is) Mr & Mrs Whitehall see out series 10 with some trademar...
Grumpy Moments, Snipey Comments & Big Sit Down Chats
2025 was a big year in the land of The Wittering Whitehalls... A tour? Done and dusted? 10 series’?!! You'd better believe it. They'll keep coming too...
Introducing Unlikely Friends - Unlikely Friends
It’s a mini Spice Girls reunion on Unlikely Friends this week as Emma Bunton is joined by the incredible Mel C — and Sporty Spice comes prepared with...
LIFE LESSONS: "If in doubt, say nowt..."
HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM WHITEHALL TOWERS! Wishing you a prosperous, healthy and fulfilling 2026 and thank you for being a DL!
For the first episode...
Nodes, Thrift & More Nodes
This week is, somehow, all about nodes... You'll find out why. In the post-Christmas but pre-new-year fog, Mr & Mrs Whitehall convene to shine a light...
Happy Christmas from Whitehall Towers!
What a treat! A Christmas Day special from Mr & Mrs Whitehall, straight from Whitehall Towers, to wherever you find yourself. Whatever you're doing an...
Gliding, Skating & Christmassy Carpe Diem
Despite it being strongly against Mr Whitehall's wishes, this is a quite Christmas-heavy episode. 'Tis the season after all. Get ready for tinsel, min...
LIFE LESSONS: "Never trust a bannister."
This week, a DL shares plans for their 30th birthday party, to gauge whether it'll be a hit or not... The bottom line? Do what you want! It's your bir...
BARELY ALIVE IN SALFORD: "I s*x your body now?"
In the final date of The Wittering Whitehalls: Barely Alive 2025 tour, Michael & Hilary played to a sold out crowd at Salford's Quays Theatre. It was...
LIFE LESSONS: "We don't want AI art."
There's no doubting it... AI is here and it's only going to get bigger, in all of our lives. But what about the AI art scene? Is it a danger to real a...
Chicken Parmo, Gen Z & A Hospital Mixup
Back on the road, for the last couple of this particular tour - The Wittering Whitehalls found themselves in Stockton-on-Tees for a wonderful audience...
LIFE LESSONS: "Elf on the Shelf? Try this..."
This week's email comes from a DL who sounds less than enthusiastic about the magic of Elf-on-the-shelf... Naturally, Mr Whitehall agrees completely,...
Video Meetings, Honours & Trends
You might think Mr Whitehall is a man immune to following a trend... You'd be wrong! Plus, a strange online habit from a DL's boss and whether or not...
LIFE LESSONS: "Go heavy on your condiments."
Mrs Whitehall is full of life lessons this week, to make up for the weeks where she's concerned she didn't explicitly deliver any. No danger of that h...
BARELY ALIVE IN CREWE! "Absolute RUBBISH!"
As Mrs Whitehall is so keen to tell you, Crewe is a MAJOR junction in terms of rail travel in the UK... But they weren't just passing through. Mr & Mr...
LIFE LESSONS: "There's CCTV everywhere..."
Whilst the subject of this weeks email isn't at all funny, there was at least a bit of light in the darkness of it all. Flashers are apparently still...
BARELY ALIVE IN BRADFORD: "HOW MUCH!?"
In the second visit to Yorkshire on this tour, Mr & Mrs Whitehall got right into this Saturday night show, with a fantastic crowd. Expect unfortunate...
LIFE LESSONS: "Prolific is prolific."
It's not the first time Mr & Mrs Whitehall have been asked for podcast recommendations, but there are so many these days - it's tough to keep up! Plus...
BARELY ALIVE IN BIRMINGHAM! "Extra large and extra hard..."
In the first of three nights of live shows on the bounce, Mr & Mrs Whitehall stopped off in bustling Birmingham for a rip-roaring evening. Expect awkw...
LIFE LESSONS: "Take the stairs."
The Whitehalls returned from the Richmond Theatre, just down the road to Whitehall Towers; the shortest journey home yet! For this life lesson, a DL w...
BARELY ALIVE IN RICHMOND! "I think I'm in there..."
On to Richmond and what a fantastic audience they were... The Whitehalls met Charlie and glossed over whether or not he was old enough to be at the sh...
LIFE LESSONS: "Play to your audience."
As the dust settles on another wonderful tour show, Mr & Mrs Whitehall are back at Whitehall Towers to consider a life lesson... All brought on by a b...
BARELY ALIVE IN GUILDFORD! "It's always AMERICANS."
The tour carried on without pause this week, to the Yvonne Arnaud Theatre in Guildford! Listen out for the moment Mr Whitehall commits fully to throwi...
LIFE LESSONS: "Sir will do."
After the DL's had left the auditorium and the long journey from York back to Whitehall Towers was complete, it was time to fire up the microphones on...
BARELY ALIVE IN YORK!
It's ALIVE! Finally, after years of saying it would happen, here are The Wittering Whitehalls LIVE in a theatre, in front of a real audience!! Recorde...
Introducing Unlikely Friends - A brand new podcast! - Unlikely Friends
Hello you beauties! Because we know you love this podcast so much, we thought you might like this too.
A brand new podcast from Leigh Francis, E...