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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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Best of Floridaman (and woman) - 2025
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Best of Floridaman (and woman) for 2025 - Floridaman arrested with a thermos in his rectum. Floridaman shoots his friend over argumen...
Best of 2025 - Most Funny and Weird Stories of the Year
Weird AF News - Best of 2025: Radioactive Shrimp at Walmart. Denmark zoo asks for your pets to feed their animals. Woman dies on a bus with 26 iPhones...
Lady married Chatbot which is a German video game character. Passenger finds a man hiding in the Waymo trunk.
Woman in Japan marries her Chatbot which is a German video game entity. Man blows up his own stomach after ingesting a shot of lliquid nitrogen prepar...
Weird items removed from people's orifices in 2025. Hire a robot DJ or ring bearer for your wedding!
$400k worth of live lobsters were stolen on the way to Costco. Hire a Chinese humanoid robot to be a ring bearer at your wedding among other services...
Boy was sexting Whitney Houston and Marilyn Monroe chatbots, so mom sues. Hundreds of Victorian era shoes wash up on a beach in Wales.
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian era shoes from the 1900's wash up on a beach in Wales. Neighbors are complaining about the intense sweet smell of don...
Lady was already dead when she was wheeled onto a flight. Scientist smuggles bacteria into US inside women's panties.
Woman was already dead when her family brought her onto an EasyJet flight. Disappearance of geese at local park sparks concern they are being stolen a...
School puts kids in a "Time Out" box as punishment. Hundreds attend a mock funeral for the penny in DC.
Hundreds attend a mock funeral for the penny in Washington DC. Parents are outraged after a Canadian elementary school uses a Time Out Box on the kids...
Floridaman shot his son in the face for not visiting his sick mother on weekends. Doctor walked into a Dollar Store freezer and died overnight.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Mystery as a Florida doctor walks into a Dollar Store freezer and stays overnight, dies. Florida repoman truck driver tows a car with...
Three Santas and 40 elves rob a grocery store. kicked by a camel during Christmas performance inside Church.
Strippers give the largest holiday toy donation in Portland history. Woman was kicked by a camel at Christmas celebration inside a Houston Church. Thr...
Kids must wear helmets to play in the show at schools in Canada. Police don't find the free sidewalk marijuana for Christmas very jolly.
Police find the free marijuana display anything but jolly. New Canada school rule requires kids to wear helmets while playing in the snow. Woman in Sa...
Sex toy shoplifter threatens man with leg of lamb then robs a public bus. Woman sues IRS to get her dog classified as a "dependent".
Woman sues IRS to get her dog classified as a tax "dependent". Government employees in China caught using printed face masks of colleagues to trick fa...
Viagra for women finally hits the shelves. Denny's launches maple syrup filled sneakers.
Viagra for women finally hits the shelves after 30 years. Denny's launches syrup filled sneakers to celebrate National Maple Syrup Day. Man sues Vegas...
Floridaman claims he was teleported into stolen BMW by aliens. Florida woman assaults another with chicken, but which kind?
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman arrested after throwing chicken at another woman’s face during an argument. Floridaman "Santa Claus" arrested for poss...
Drunk riding a bike? Lose your driving license in Japan. Trade your goose for store credit at Gamestop?
Hundreds of citizens in Japan have driver's licenses suspended for drunk bicycle riding. Why are 38% of undergraduates at Stanford Univ declaring to b...
Taliban arrests men for dressing up like Peaky Blinders characters. Brazilian lioness receives a Uber Eats human meal at the zoo.
Taliban detains four men that dressed up as Peaky Blinders characters. Young Brazilian man was killed by a lion after climbing into the zoo exhibit. H...
Canadian man arrested for assault with a snowblower. Have you tried the pumpkin seed rectal challenge?
Canadian man arrested for assault with a snow blower. Have you taken the pumpkin seed rectal challenge? Town in Oregon requires new residents to picku...
Sperm racing is growing on college campuses. Women in Latvia are hiring hourly husbands cuz of man shortage.
Japan unveils a human washing machine for half a million bucks. Sperm racing continues on college campuses like UT. Latvia has a severe man shortage a...
Afternoon group sex in a Winn Dixie parking lot leads to arrest of Floridaman. Man broke into home, sprayed bbq sauce on walls and then lit a fire.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman broke into a home, sprayed bbq sauce on the walls and furniture before it all caught fire. Floridaman tried to blame his d...
Flat Earthers! Prove it and win a sports company. Police monitor bowel movements after thief swallows $19k Faberge egg.
Columbia Sportswear CEO offers the company to anyone that can prove the Earth is totally flat (with photo evidence). Police are monitoring a thief's b...
Raccoon bites man in the face while driving to the nature center. China will tax condoms to boost birth rate.
China will tax condoms to boost the birth rate. Pavarotti statue's Christmas ice ring placement is insulting to his widow and family. Georgia man resc...
HR director drugged female job applicants to make them urinate during their interviews. Influencer gave free machetes and alcohol to the homeless.
Influencer sparks outrage after handing out free machetes and alcohol to the homeless in various cities "for clicks". South Korea distributes AI compa...
When Batman is around, the public behaves: New study. Fart Walking after Thanksgiving is good for you, say doctors.
Doctor's recommend the Fart Walk post Thanksgiving. The Santa Claus House at the North Pole was the target of an armed terrorist. New study shows that...
Floridaman claims a cockroach told him to kill a couple guys. Florida will allow bear hunting for first time in a decade.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - State of Florida will allow bear hunting for first time in ten years. Floridaman kills two because a cockroach told him to do so. Flo...
Adolf Hitler is about to win an election in Africa? Don't brine your turkey in the Great Salt Lake, is an actual warning in Utah.
Officials in Utah advise locals to not brine their turkeys in the Great Salt Lake. Bear attack shelters are now being sold in Japan after attacks cont...
Man dressed as his dead mom to go collect her pension. Lady found alive in a coffin right before cremation.
Woman found alive in a coffin right before being cremated at a Buddhist temple. Shark fins worth $11million were seized by authorities in Peru in majo...
Two Texas boys plot to invade Haiti and enslave the women and children. Man flashed his genitals on the highway because he needed excitement.
Man flashed his genitals on the highway because he needed the excitement in his life, deputies say. Bar in Manchester bans solo drinkers after 9pm and...
Florida woman squeezed boyfriend's privates until there was blood. Floridaman stole forklift to steal an ATM.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman steals a forklift to steal an ATM. Florida sheriff gets backlash for posting mugshot of a 9 year old online. Floridaman ar...
AI teddy bear taught kids about BDSM and where to find knives. South Korea bans flights, halts military for a single college entrance test.
The band, The New Pornographers, decide to keep their name despite drummer's arrest for illegal children stuff. South Korea banned flights and halted...
Stolen driveway leaves a woman scared and confused. Holocaust artifact auction canceled after backlash.
Stolen driveway leaves a woman very confused. Germany cancels an auction of Holocaust artifacts. Study indicates teenage binge drinking leads to succe...
Passenger brought a meat cleaver on a flight. Prisoner sues for the right to eat Vegemite.
Australian prisoner sues for right to eat Vegemite. Passenger found with a meat cleaver on a flight. Study shows that shouting at Seagulls could preve...
Controversial cafe offers cuddling with baby lions while drinking tea. Meet Germany's first flock of gay sheep.
Two black metal musicians are missing in the mountains of Norway. Meet Germany's first flock of gay sheep. Cafe in China offers cuddling with lion cub...
Floridaman shoots son over heavy metal music. Naked Florida woman breaks into bagel shop for a shower.
Floridaman shoots his son over heavy metal music. Naked Florida woman breaks into a bagel shop to shower. Florida woman drove 107mph to get to a Littl...
A killer will be playing Santa at the local swap meet. Man steals a bus with passengers on it and makes all the stops.
Man was shot by his own dog. Man stole a bus but did a great job driving it, according to police. Man who murdered his wife will be playing santa at t...
Pornography accidentally shown to kids on a public. Smell animal butts at new exhibit in a Japan aquarium.
Pornography accidentally shown on a ferry boat but it probably didn't shock the children. Louisiana pastor calls woman a witch after she called the ch...
Starbucks Bearista cup is worth losing your teeth for this holiday season. Target orders employees to smile at customers to boost sales.
The Starbucks Bearista holiday cup that customers are brawling over. Target requires employees to smile more at customers to boost holiday sales. Rame...
Balls Out Bowling is back, where bowling naked is required. Enter a lottery to be buried next to Jim Morrison?
Paris residents can enter lottery to be buried next to Jim Morrison. Man drove stolen bus to Dublin because the other one was full of passengers. Ball...
Floridaman fires his gun over argument on how many eggs chickens lay. Man threatens to shoot police if they don't let his wife out of jail.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman makes 45 calls to the police, demanding they release his wife from jail, threatens to shoot them. Floridaman opens fire ov...
Nurse murdered his patients to get longer smoke breaks. Hot Ice Cream is a new stupid dessert we don't need.
Former supermodel Tyra Banks is selling Hot Ice Cream, the new groundrbeaking dessert. Over 350,000 students have missed school in Japan, a new record...
Death letters mailed to 500 living patients by medical facility. Murder hornets kill a family while ziplining..
Health company sent death letters to over 500 living patients by mistake. Father and son attacked and killed by murder hornets while ziplining. Maldiv...
Man shot neighbor because he thought her horse was too fat. Man wearing a Speedo breaks into 911 call center, attacks dispatch.
Texas man shot his neighbor because he thought her horse was getting too fat. French cyclist fell into a ravine and survived for 3 days on only wine....