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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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Pickleball brawl involving 20 players leads to Florida couple's arrest. Floridaman urinates on boss's desk and in the chili?
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Pickleball brawl involving 20 people leads to Florida couple's arrest for assault. Floridaman pays $50k to clone his dead Boston Terr...
Family took dead relative to the bank as proof they're dead. Pro hockey team sent letter to their smelly fans asking them to shower before games.
Hockey team in Canada sent letter to smelly fans asking them to shower before games. South African family took their dead relative to the bank to prov...
Judge rules "boneless wings" can still be called "wings". Fart tracking underwear developed to track gut health.
Judge rules Buffalo Wild Wings can keep calling boneless Buffalo wings "wings". Why are criminals stealing used cooking oil from restaurants. Scientis...
Facebook will keep posting for you even after you're dead. Food influencer dies after eating the toxic Devil Crab.
The Lover's Arch in Italy collapsed ON Valentine's Day. Meta/Facebook patents an IA that takes over a dead person's Facebook account and keeps posting...
Woman faked a snake transformation to avoid arranged marriage. Olympic athletes used the 10,000 free condoms in only 3 days.
Olympics gave the athletes 10,000 condoms and they were gone in three days. Indian woman fakes turning into a snake to avoid an arranged marriage. Sci...
Florida woman's happy endings lead to her unhappy arrest. Floridamen turn frozen iguanas into pizza and tacos.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida couple arrested for taking a 14 year old to the strip club. Florida woman's happy endings lead to her unhappy arrest. Florida...
Chicken place smells too much like chicken, says landlord. Pokemon Go removes Epstein Island Pokestop from the game.
Landlord tries to evict chicken business because it smells too much like chicken. Mother accused of injecting feces into her child's IV at the hospita...
Olympian wins a medal, then tells the world he cheated on his girlfriend. Murder twins in France complicate the trial because of similar DNA.
Olympic medal winner confessed to cheating on his girlfriend during post-game live TV interview. Murder trial in France is complicated by twin brother...
Gen Z texts and checks social media during sex, study shows. Coffee shop secretly operated as a strip club.
Fighter jets intercept a passenger plane after child changed wifi name to "terrorist". More than a third of college students check social media and te...
Governor suggests importing women to help make more babies. Man arrested again for seeking non-consensual diaper changes.
South Korean governor suggests importing foreign women for marriage and to make babies. Japanese city cancels Cherry Blossom Festival because tourists...
Florida woman nurse twerks on disabled patients at a rehab. Floridaman throws away $4k worth of meat after finding girlfriend cooking with another man.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman nurse arrested for twerking on disabled patients at a rehab. Floridaman stalks ex, mails her a 9mm bullet. Florida stat...
Man broke into Little Caesar's Pizza, made and sold pizzas. Man, high on meth, stole two planes without a pilot's license.
California man, high on meth, stole two planes without a pilot's license. Japan bar has an upper age limit for patrons, none over 40. Man breaks into...
Man blowtorches his roof to melt ice, home catches fire. Lady causes car crashes after removing traffic mirror for better Feng-Shui.
Massachusetts man used a blowtorch to melt ice on his roof, home catches fire. Crackerbarrel restaurants makes traveling employees only eat at Cracker...
WWI bomb inside man's rectum leads to hospital evacuation. Bar offers free drinks to customers who want to quit their job.
Japan has a bar for people thinking of quitting their job and they drink for free. Alabama passing a bill requiring reporting parents of kids that sme...
Dumb politicians claim "fake" snow conspiracy. New York city will hire a night mayor to improve night time fun.
City in New York has hired a Night Mayor to handle night time fun, especially for youth. Farmer gives away over 1 million potatoes after growing way t...
Floridaman fornicated with a vacuum cleaner in the street. Florida teen attacks her mom with a porkchop.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida teen attacked her mother with a juicy porkchop. Drunk Floridaman drove his car while it was on fire (with wife inside). Flori...
Man amputates his own foot to get into medical school. "Spy-Nuns" are working for Russian military out of European churches.
Indian man amputated own foot to get into medical school. Rogue horny elephant has killed 22 people in ten day rampage. Nuns in Sweden for found to be...
Mushrooms that make you hallucinate little people are served at restaurants? Fans of jazz music are cheaters, new study claims.
For the first time in history a smart cow was observed using tools. A new study claims Heavy Metal fans are faithful to their partners while Jazz fans...
Flesh eating flies are eating their way toward the US. PETA hates that a groundhog is lifted in the air once a year.
Flesh eating flies are eating their way through Mexico en route to the US. PETA offers to replace Punxsutawney Phil, the famous groundhog, with a holo...
Florida woman orders a Lyft ride and steals the driver's car. Floridaman attacked man with a ketchup packet.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman orders a Lyft ride and steals the driver's car. Florida couple gives birth to the wrong (color) baby, sues fertility cl...
Ankle monitor found on a dog, criminal on the run. Eat famous serial killers' last meals served at this restaurant.
Defendant on the run after attaching his ankle monitor onto a dog. Staten Island NY public bathroom wins major architectural award. True crime restaur...
Ski jumpers accused of injecting acid into their genitals. Korea legalizes tattooing after 33 year ban.
Tattooing is legal in Korea after 33 years. Weight loss drugs will save airlines tons of cash because of fuel costs. Olympic ski-jumpers caught inject...
Hotel room on the Moon will cost you $10 million. Study shows smelling farts is good for brain health.
Pay $10 million and reserve a hotel room on the Moon? Study shows that sniffing your farts can protect your brain from Alzheimers. Minnesota woman arr...
Florida woman defecates at the police in order to escape arrest.Florida woman on crack goes on the attack with a skillet and collard greens.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman on crack goes on the attack with a skillet and collard greens. Florida woman defecates at the police in order to escape...
American dad wakes up speaking Spanish fluently after each surgery. Insecticide company holds memorial services for bugs they kill.
American dad wakes up from each surgery speaking fluent Spanish. Japanese insecticide company holds a memorial service for the bugs they've killed. Gr...
"But she just died!" Man and dead wife tried to board a flight. Man hospitalized after sticking a live leech you know where.
Man tried to board a flight with his dead wife in a wheelchair. Chinese man hospitalized after putting a live leech inside his own body, and I won't s...
Couple used ChatGPT for wedding vows and it was annulled. 100 skulls and historical bones found at a man's home.
Dutch couple's marriage annulled because they used ChatGPT in the wedding vows. Tuna King purchases a record $3.2 million Bluefin tuna at Tokyo auctio...
"Are you dead yet?" is most popular app in China. Several monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis.
Several monkeys on the loose in St. Louis, Missouri. Texas A&M university bans Plato for being woke. "Are You Dead Yet?" App is #1 in China. // Weird...
Naked Floridaman robs a meat market. Salvation Army bellringer tried to impale store manager with donation tripod.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked Floridaman robs a meat market. Floridaman takes a sledgehammer to gaming machines inside a store after losing thousands. Florid...
Naked mermaid arrested in her neighbor's private pond. Beloved walrus penis stolen from a Jersey bar.
Married man in Italy sues restaurant after their TikTok promo video exposed his secret love affair. Woman arrested swimming nude in neighbor's private...
Stop selling butt toys to Bahrain, US government says. Hundreds gathered to watch a live kick in the groin.
Hundreds gather in Glasgow to watch someone get kicked in the groin. TikTok influencer rode his horse through a New York Target and it poo'd on the fl...
Man offers to remove your squatters with a grenade and samurai sword. Hundreds tricked into attending fake NYE fireworks display.
Samurai sword weilding man offers to remove your squatters in San Francisco area. Man stole the sword from the Joan of Arc statue in Paris. Hundreds o...
Best of Floridaman (and woman) - 2025
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Best of Floridaman (and woman) for 2025 - Floridaman arrested with a thermos in his rectum. Floridaman shoots his friend over argumen...
Best of 2025 - Most Funny and Weird Stories of the Year
Weird AF News - Best of 2025: Radioactive Shrimp at Walmart. Denmark zoo asks for your pets to feed their animals. Woman dies on a bus with 26 iPhones...
Lady married Chatbot which is a German video game character. Passenger finds a man hiding in the Waymo trunk.
Woman in Japan marries her Chatbot which is a German video game entity. Man blows up his own stomach after ingesting a shot of lliquid nitrogen prepar...
Weird items removed from people's orifices in 2025. Hire a robot DJ or ring bearer for your wedding!
$400k worth of live lobsters were stolen on the way to Costco. Hire a Chinese humanoid robot to be a ring bearer at your wedding among other services...
Boy was sexting Whitney Houston and Marilyn Monroe chatbots, so mom sues. Hundreds of Victorian era shoes wash up on a beach in Wales.
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian era shoes from the 1900's wash up on a beach in Wales. Neighbors are complaining about the intense sweet smell of don...
Lady was already dead when she was wheeled onto a flight. Scientist smuggles bacteria into US inside women's panties.
Woman was already dead when her family brought her onto an EasyJet flight. Disappearance of geese at local park sparks concern they are being stolen a...
School puts kids in a "Time Out" box as punishment. Hundreds attend a mock funeral for the penny in DC.
Hundreds attend a mock funeral for the penny in Washington DC. Parents are outraged after a Canadian elementary school uses a Time Out Box on the kids...
Floridaman shot his son in the face for not visiting his sick mother on weekends. Doctor walked into a Dollar Store freezer and died overnight.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Mystery as a Florida doctor walks into a Dollar Store freezer and stays overnight, dies. Florida repoman truck driver tows a car with...