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Therapy Gecko
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times...
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“MY EX HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER”
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A caller fresh out of jail tries to turn his life around, we speak with the most faded...
“THIS POCKET PUSSY RUINED MY JAPAN TRIP”
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A pocket pussy ruins a callers Japan trip, a caller navigates a rollercoaster of polya...
“I JUST TOOK 40 SHOTS OF FIREBALL”
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A caller off 40 shots of fireball whisky explains why he may be done for, and we read...
“MY MOM OWES ME $40k”
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A caller tries to get his mom to pay the $40k she owes him, a caller details his life...
“MY DAD IS BEING A JERK”
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A caller navigates a complicated relationship with her dad, a caller discovers her mom...
“THE MEN IN OHIO DISTURB ME”
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A caller shares grievances with her experience in the Ohio dating scene, a caller sear...
I am going back on tour!
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“I CAN’T STOP BEING INFLUENCED”
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A caller and I discuss influencers, withholding the truth, and integrity. He’s a nice...
"I OWN OSAMA BIN LADEN’S CAR”
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On this historically wild episode, a caller explains how he came to possess Osama Bin...
GECKMAIL: “I BETRAYED MY BANDMATE”
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Hello. This is geckmail. Today we will read emails from a guy who betrayed his...
“I STOLE MY BEST FRIEND’S GF AND KIDS”
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A caller reflects on becoming a stepfather to his best friend’s kids, a caller...
GECKMAIL: “MY BOYFRIEND IS ATTACHED TO HIS MOTHER”
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On this geckmail we read emails from a woman who’s boyfriend is too attached to...
“THEY THREW MY BROTHER IN JAIL”
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A caller tells me why his brother was thrown in jail, and how his life is going...
“I ESCAPED DARK TIMES”
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A caller swaps a lifetime of addiction with retro game collecting, a caller fig...
“I CAN’T TRUST MY BABY MAMA”
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A caller struggles to trust his ex-girlfriend with their child after a strenuou...
“SHOULD I HAVE A THREESOME WITH MY NEIGHBORS?”
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A caller considers a proposition from her new neighbors, a caller outgrows a fr...
“GET A REAL JOB”
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A caller tells me to get a real job and tries to navigate feeling taken for gra...
“I CAN C*M USING ONLY MY MIND”
A caller living in japan learns to fuck themselves with their mind after struggling romantically, and a caller lives in a real life sitcom.
Ther...
“I’M FROM IRAN, AND I HAVE A MESSAGE”
A caller from Iran talks about his concerns for the future of his homeland and his community among the massive ongoing protests in the country, his pr...
LOVE IN THE STRIP CLUB GONE RIGHT
A caller is pleasantly surprised after pouring his heart out at the strip club, a caller shares how accidentally becoming a father has changed his cha...
READING GECKMAIL WITH MY DAD
Hello. In this episode I wake my dad up from a nap and read viewer mail with him.
He tells me about fantasizing over nuclear warfare, how his li...
“I LIVE ON A NATIVE AMERICAN RESERVATION”
A caller talks about their day to day life on a Navajo reservation while they herd sheep, I talk to a second caller about this paradoxical life of sch...
“I’M BECOMING MY FATHER”
A caller fears he’s becoming just like his dad, a caller spends the night in jail for weed possession + finds her long lost lover after 9 years, and a...
“I GREW UP ULTRA ORTHODOX JEWISH “
A caller shares his experience growing up in an isolated religious community and the absurdist point of view it caused him to develop, and I read my f...
GECKMAIL: “I’M JEALOUS OF MY GIRLFRIEND”
Hello. In this episode we read viewer mail on the topic of hating working on an island, jerking off at church, Christian Mingle, setting boundaries wi...
“I’M MOVING ON FROM SEX WORK”
A caller attempts to move on from sex work in pursuit of living near a lake, a caller describes how she found out her past relationship was deeply unh...
“I’M LONELY IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE”
A caller tries to find his footing and connect with others in the deep south, and a caller is stunted after his wife runs away with their lottery mone...
“I’M AN ADULT FILM PRODUCER”
A porn producer calls in to explain why they believe marriage is a trap, and a caller reaps the rewards of making a big change.
Time to have a p...
“I AM A SYRIAN SHEPHERD”
A shepherd calls in from Syria to talk about the trajectory of his life moving forward, a caller blows up his life forever, a caller drives across the...
“I WAS UNINVITED TO MY FRIEND’S WEDDING”
A caller struggles to make peace being uninvited to his friend’s wedding after dating his sister, and an existential bridge inspector talks about the...
“I’M ESCAPING THE SYSTEM”
A caller gets a doctor’s note allowing him 3 months of paid leave. He uses this time to tell us his life story of DJing for celebrities, having 3 suga...
“MY DAD WON’T LEAVE MY BASEMENT”
A caller's relationship is strained by her dad overstaying his welcome in the basement, a caller falls in love and spends 5 days with a beautiful home...
GECKMAIL: “I HAVE A SCAT FETISH”
Hello. I am reading emails from a closet in my parent’s house. Those emails involve dream interpretation, Celsius abuse, erectile dysfunction, a scat...
THE GECKMAIL THANKSGIVING SPECIAL: “I DON’T HAVE ANY SPOONS”
I am home for thanksgiving so I got my sister Chloe to read viewer mail with me. She tries to convince me to care about how I look and also buy to mor...
“I PISS PEOPLE OFF”
A caller pisses people off in an attempt to help them understand him, a caller struggles to build a music career, and a final caller keeps relearning...
“I’VE BEEN BANNED”
A single mom tries to form a social life outside of her relationships with streamers, a caller expresses his disdain for food critics blowing up his f...
“I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A DOG”
A caller accidentally eats a dog, a caller navigates dating a man 43 years older than him, and a caller begins his doomsday preparations.
After...
“I’M AN ESCORT”
A caller explains how she got into escorting, a caller gets turned on by forklifts, a caller has an intense mushroom trip at one of my live shows, and...
“I NEED TO SETTLE DOWN”
Last year I got in a random guy’s truck after a show and we ate chili dogs together. In this episode he calls in and we catch up on life. It’s pretty...
“I DON’T BELIEVE IN REALITY”
A caller loses trust in reality and picks up painting, and then a second caller leaves behind a trail of boogers.
Do not feed the wildlife. I am...