The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn't. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast - period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte.
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Ep. 296 - A Season of Free Cable
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their world view changing with age, open AI hacking itself, and Sha shares her love for Electric Dre...
Bonus EP - Platinum Statue goes Wood
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Nintendo Wii lawsuit, the Infinity Song conspiracy theory, and the challenges of selling Cha...
Ep. 295 - Not a Movie Buff
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about record views for the World Cup, teachers handling Potty training, and the launch of womens pro baseb...
Bonus EP - Old AC in a New Home
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about joy riding in a Waymo, humanoids joining the classroom as teachers, and the power of an old AC...
Ep. 294 - Another Wrinkle
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about food contamination, when the music isn't for you, travel-plan struggles.
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Bonus EP - Soccer & Grandma nights
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about throwing parties at the retirement home, affordable bus fares, and late night soccer.
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Ep. 293 - Cool Apartment Hacks
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Merlin the Duck being banned from the game, the end of landline phones and potato chip bread.
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Bonus EP - Super Trooper
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the cost related to tick-bite testing, Waymo blocked from entering the NYC market, and Shalewa...
Ep. 292 - Mixtape Mamdani
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about egg prices getting reset to normal, swagger jacking famous artist, and BO at a Yugioh tournament.
Bonus EP - Orange Shorts for All
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about BMW not honoring deals offered by its AI, Pony's moving into apartments, and the ivermectin ma...
Ep. 291 - Things Fall Apart
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mercury Retrograding early, getting fired for taking a souvenir, and the company that won't go away....
Bonus EP - Pony in a highrise
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about BMW not honoring deals offered by its AI, Pony's moving into apartments, and the ivermectin ma...
Ep. 290 - Some Kind of Blue
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Scotland coming into Boston and representing for their beer culture, Crypto knowledge being helful t...
Bonus EP - Pope Papers
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about hackers using AI to get into private Instagram accounts, religious exemptions for AI use, and...
Ep. 289 - Before Game 4
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about protecting whistle-blowers, UFC events at the Lincoln Memorial and Knick Fans after game 3 (recorded...
Ep. 288 - The Verse
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Jay-Z's verse at The Roots picnic. (Short episode due to tech issues, but we're back to normal next...
Bonus EP - Not A Fan
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an overachieving graduating class, a new moon base, and a trigger happy pup.
Ep. 287 - Enhanced Everything
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the lack of records broken at the Enhanced Games, stylish Google Glass and saline-filled testicles....
Bonus EP - Playlist
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Obama's pre-debate playlist and what they listen to before they lock in.
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Ep. 286 - Stuck behind a Waymo
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Drake's latest plan, the growth of Waymo in Atlanta and Walmart making its way into our living rooms...
Bonus EP - Mac-N-Cheese Bandit
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about new and broken glasses, missing Lens Crafters and Mac-n-Cheese worth going to jail for.
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Ep. 285 - Neti or Not
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Billionaire racial slurs, 28 year-old's in high school and boiling water.
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Bonus EP - Persnickety Pod
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about fun word origins, pig part transplants and the difference between $9 and $10 coffee.
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EP. 284 - The Met Gala
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about The Met Gala and nothing else.
PATREON LAUNCH!
For all those that have asked how they c...
Bonus EP - Entroducing
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the a dog following its heart, dead husband holograms, and 30th anniversary albums
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Ep. 283 - Venmo America
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about toys returning to cereal boxes, Delaware Marathon ending, and the government accepting donations.
Bonus EP - 5'6 or 5'7
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the oldest jar of jam they'd try, and the tarnishing of a bear's name in an insurance fraud sc...
Ep. 282 - Wedding Shorts
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about newly Albanian former mayor Eric Adams, a tasty Lego scam hits Target, and a collection of live conc...
Bonus EP - 90 Years Young
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the return to original recipe Reese, Robots crashing into bus shelters and record dead hang fo...
Ep. 281 - Pull Your Snake Out
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Costa Rican snakes, long term hospital stays and the passing of a surfing legend.
Bonus EP - Stealthy Sha
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about chewing on nails in your ice cream, being let down by the latest new burger craze, and how ste...
Ep. 280 - Ground Bound Plane
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about flying busses, when are nicknames at work okay, and fighting centipedes.
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Bonus EP - Tough Love Helps
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about shrinking PopTarts, Taco Bell leaning into self care, and protein heavy cereal going too far.<...
Ep. 279 - Heaven sent mistakes
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the ending of the Metaverse, Afroman's victory in court and LaRussell's social media vacation.
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Ep. 278 - Boy Bowls
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Pokemon Go being used against us, meals for men on the go, and being left on an MRI table for 6 hour...
Bonus EP - Banksy vs. Bansky
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the man behind Banksy, Google AI glasses capturing too much of your private life, and how to s...
Ep. 277 - Black Jack
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Oscars, the cancelation of Magic City night, and the Black Jack Harlow.
PATREON LAUNCH!
Bonus EP - Lady Luck
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Target trying to come back into our homes, Racoon burglars and a woman who won $50k lottery a...
Ep. 276 - Teacups to Breakups
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about teacup pigs growing up, camel beauty contest drauma, and Sunday recording sessions.
Bonus EP - Big Momma's Lotto Algo
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about squirrels taking down the internet, traveling toucans, and Lotto system pays off in Ohio.